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By solman, August 18, in Old Discussions. This being one of the best in a long while.

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What is my age:	I'm 39 years old
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You'll get the latest updates on this topic in your browser notifications. Next night, same scenario, but with a less friendly cop.

Close in. She flipped on the TV for some background noise her mother was upstairs and hit play on the Ice Age DVD that her little brother had left on.

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So she was riding me pretty hard, and I was smacking her pretty hard when I misjudged when to smack her. I was extremely nervous, glancing around in order to make sure that no cars were nearby.

She parked the truck and reached over to pull me closer to her. She had her eyes closed, either enjoying the moment or picturing herself in a happy place, not sure which. Once we finished hooking up, I sat in the passenger seat.

She laughed. She said it killed the mood but my mood was just super. We started to hook up, but I kept my pants on, in order to make sure that we could make a quick getaway if need be. Anyways, I bust out laughing mid-thrust at the damn saber-toothed squirrel, and losing all focus on the task at hand, blew that too.

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There was nothing I could do. I cried. Caught up in the heat of the moment, I simply leaned over and began making out with her. She drove to a random field, hoping to surprise me with a mid-day hookup. After the game, I got very drunk and smoked a lot of weed.

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Close this dialog window View image. FB Tweet More. Everything we had just done was captured on her voic … I was mortified. She was going down on me, and, unfortunately, I fell asleep. He managed to tear his frenulum skin attaching his penis to his foreskin while putting on a condom, he ended up having to go hospital and having to phone his mom at four in the morning to come collect him from the hospital.

I ended up hitting myself in the balls while she was bouncing up. My ex, hearing me laugh, and upon feeling my now-flaccid penis, was infuriated.